Typical Shower:

Get towel on - make sure Joe (roommate) isn't peaking at my monstrosity

Put on sandals - leprosy, enough said

Get shower gear - in a bucket

Walk in the bathroom - step over drunk kid who is "swimming" on the floor

Get in shower - do not touch the curtains or the surrounding tile, if so, cleanse the infected area, dry and repeat

Piss in the drain

Use soap - college is dirty

Rinse

Dry with towel - if the towel smells, its time to do laundry again

Leave Bathroom - do not attempt to communicate with drunk kid, doing so might result in a lower IQ