Put a Spring in your Leap!

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Sorry, I forgot how to work this thing. It has been awhile.

Well the sun is shining, and the birds are chirping. Spring is coming- and you know what that means... SPRING CATALOGUES!

I LOVE SPRING CATALOGUES! ALWAYS SO EXCITING!

Check out MY NEW spring catalogue, pick it up at your local ShopperSave.

NEW! FABULOUS SPRING IDEAS! 4 UR HOME 4 CHEAP!

~ Landscapes - The newest thing this year is landscaping; how much can you dig to make it look good? You want grass? Replace it with plush carpet this year! Flowers a little wilted? Spring critics agree: "Buy horses instead!"

~ Clothing - For our Fun Bundles of Spring Sweepstakes, one lucky reader will get to take home a brand new wristwatch that can compute where astronauts are at this very minute! Great family gift idea! Comes in plush, regular, and hair.

~ Dating - Tired of Hating Boys? Whats new for Spring? Tell your boyfriend how you feel- the sexy way! (p.g. 10) Get a new mascara saber + 10 tips for sharpening your root folicles! (p.g. 432). Daphodils? Are they your fav? Take our exclusive poll! (p.g. 2A)


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