Wanted
I want a penguin.
I want a penguin really bad. I want one that I can squeeze so tightly. I want one to kiss me with its silky beak.
They're just so adorable. And you know it would wait on you like a butler. It would be happy to fetch a pina colada from the kitchen.
One day I will visit their ice city and barter for a companion. Hopefully they'll accept me into their ranks.
Please. Buy me a Penguin. For my Birthday?
posted by Dave Swift @ 3:03 PM
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2 Comments:
I would but you know they aren't cheap. The only place I know you can get cheap penguins is Mexico...and even then you're gonna have problems smuggling aquatic life over the border. Here is an example of the conversation I had with the border patrol last time I smuggled a penguin.
Patrol: Sir...is that a penguin in your trunk?
Me: Si Si No illegalo por me familia
Patrol: Sir you're clearly American
Me: No No tienes muy grande pelota por su penguin
Patrol: Sir step out of the car
Happy B-day!
happy late birthday dave...and since im late, when you return home there will be a penguin waiting there to fetch you your damn pina colada
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