Tang

So I bought a little canister of Tang. 'Cause water wasn't good enough. Yeah, thats right. Nature sucked that time.

I have enough Tang to hydrate all the Apollo missions, and enough to snort to make Tony Montana happy.

Let me be serious. Tang is awesome. It never gets old. The citrus buzz continually delights me, liter after liter, spoonful after spoonful.

Joe told me that you can use Tang to clean dishes. I even heard that New Hampshire is changing it's motto to "Live free or Tang".

Even listen to what these happy customers said about Tang:

"I like it."
- Jimmy, Nebraska

"I drank so much it made my bed sheets turn orange."
-Reginald, Canadia

"There is enough Vitamin C in my body to kill a german shepard."
-Melosh, Slavock

"I hate it."
-Brett, (kid down my hall who wiped his ass on my door knob, who will get Tanged at a date and time of my choosing)