Weights

If you lift weights, read the next sentence. If not, ignore it.

Well heres your medal. Go take a celebratory lap while I consult the sane folks.

Lifting weights. Why? I don't get it. Why lift artificial heavy things, when you can go outside, and lift a log. There are logs everywhere. Live in New York City? Go find something else to lift thats heavy. Like an Olsen twin.

Feel the need to lift objects to make your appendages swell? Do me a favor. Get a log. Or no. You know what? Go pay a poke gym so you can get buff, when nature gives you options for free.

Balls.