Tongs

Yesterday I was fixing up a ham sandwich. White bread. Swiss cheese. Tomatoe.

Now here's the problem. I have to assemble all of those crucial ingredients, with plastic tongs.

Whenever I'm using tongs I always think, "This would be much easier if I just used my fingers". The ham always gets folded up and gross, the cheese is hard to peel apart, and the tomatoe always gets mangled. Why?

Tongs.

I declare, this day, is anti-tong day. Cast down your tongs. Shout and make signs. Use your fingers.