Focus
One night last week I was watching infomercials.
FocusFactor is a vitamin supplement that enhances memory, concentration and focus. This particular informercial offered me a free bottle (120 tablets) for 5 bucks shipping. I could not pass this up. So, I ordered a bottle.
I got the bottle in the mail today.
According to the panflet, the correct dosage is 8 tablets per day. OK sure.
Lets just say that blades of grass have never been so interesting.
and... I never really realized how amazing the italics feature is. Ask yourself: "Where would I be without italics?"
In fact, lets start capitalizing Italics like a pronoun.
Moral of the story? Do not take the recommended 8 tablets.